Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…
Tag: The Alarm
ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…
Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is coming out on Friday, and economists…
AI Employees Suddenly Discover Conscience
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI developments, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
US Military’s Ammo Stash Apparently Spent On Birthday Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Biden Buddy Freaks Out Over SCOTUS Ruling
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court ruling, and folks, it’s a doozy. The Supreme Court…
Sega Suddenly Realizes It Has No Idea What a “Super Game” Is and Quietly Backs Away While Clutching Its Precious Sonic Reboots for Dear Life
It’s time to sound the alarm, folks! Sega, the legendary game developer, has just dropped a bombshell that’s left gamers…
“Late-Night Money Grab Disguised as a House Party: Atlanta Edition”
ATLANTA – Every Friday, 10PM–3AM — 🚨 Sound the alarm: The Atlanta House Party – 106 & park edition has…
The RSM Chief Economist Warns: Why Dropping Bombs on Iran is Actually Bullish for the Stock Market
Another Democrat-allied economist from RSM, Joe Brusuelas, is sounding the alarm bells and crying about the markets, folks! Can you…
“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…