Helldivers 2: Machinery of Oppression Crashes the Bots’ House Party!
Oh, sweet merciful democracy, what fresh hell is this? Helldivers 2’s social media team decided to spice things up this…
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Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body
Once again, a so-called “law-abiding citizen” in a liberal-run city has forced brave Border Patrol agents to defend themselves. Under…
Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…
Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled
🎮 Get ready to sell your soul to the Umbrella Corporation again, because Resident Evil Requiem is dragging its rotting…
Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time
🚨 ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH! 🚨 Put down that Libert-Tea and listen up! The Ministry of Truth (and Explosions)…
‘It Could’ve Been Any of Us (But Thankfully It Was Her):’ ICE Observer Breaks Down Immigration Tragedy to CNN’s Victor Blackwell
Leftist Media Whines About ICE While Ignoring Real Crimes: “It Could Have Been Any of Us” – Says Who? Criminals!…
Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts
Yet Another Liberal “Miracle” Supplement Promised to Fix Everything from Gym Gains to Global Warming—Spoiler: It’s Just Salt and Hype…
Sony Quietly Extinguishes Indian Gamer’s Horizon Fan Art After Corporate Sumo Match With Tencent
🎮 In a Plot Twist No One Saw Coming (Except Everyone with Eyes), Sony and Tencent Have Officially Agreed to…
Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers
Smerconish, that bastion of truth at CNN (aka Communist News Network), is now worried about “transparency” in our strikes against…
Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! Those pathetic drug smugglers thought they could sneak…