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Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
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Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…

Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain
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Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s not every day that I get to play a game that actually lives up to its hype, but Phantom…

Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon
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Pete Hegseth Promises Super Fun Public Execution Party Soon

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on the execution of Nidal Hasan, the man who…

MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive
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MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The MOBA landscape is about to get a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m not talking about another lazy rehashing…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
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Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
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Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…

XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…

Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet
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Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another roadmap to lead them down the garden path of broken promises and disappointment,…

Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…

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