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Tag: The Enemy

Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow
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Fake news claims Trump’s Iran deal utterly fails again somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

Sovereign Tower Preview – Because You Clearly Don’t Have Enough Anxiety in Your Life and Need a Time-Bending RPG to Drive You Completely Insane
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Sovereign Tower Preview – Because You Clearly Don’t Have Enough Anxiety in Your Life and Need a Time-Bending RPG to Drive You Completely Insane

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh great, another chance to be a supreme ruler and make all the wrong decisions 🤣! Sovereign Tower, the new…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever
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IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news ever: IN THIS MOMENT is back with a new single,…

Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow
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Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just eating their hearts out as they try to…

Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh
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Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The so-called “news” outlets are at it again, folks, trying to tearing down our great nation and our magnificent President,…

Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal judge coddles Luigi, delays justice, what a total joke

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of the Trump Revolution, thanks to the incredible leadership…

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
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Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Trump’s America Unbowed: House RINOs Whine as Iranian Regimes Shake in Their Sandals So let me get this straight –…

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