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Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Whiny TSA lady can’t survive month without freebie paycheck somehow

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald…

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP lawmakers vent frustration over Trump admin’s Iran war info drought — because who needs transparency when you’ve got chaos?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Trump’s America Unbowed: House RINOs Whine as Iranian Regimes Shake in Their Sandals So let me get this straight –…

Helldivers 2: Machinery of Oppression Crashes the Bots’ House Party!
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Helldivers 2: Machinery of Oppression Crashes the Bots’ House Party!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Oh, sweet merciful democracy, what fresh hell is this? Helldivers 2’s social media team decided to spice things up this…

Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body
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Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Once again, a so-called “law-abiding citizen” in a liberal-run city has forced brave Border Patrol agents to defend themselves. Under…

Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
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Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…

Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled
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Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🎮 Get ready to sell your soul to the Umbrella Corporation again, because Resident Evil Requiem is dragging its rotting…

Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time
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Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH! 🚨 Put down that Libert-Tea and listen up! The Ministry of Truth (and Explosions)…

‘It Could’ve Been Any of Us (But Thankfully It Was Her):’ ICE Observer Breaks Down Immigration Tragedy to CNN’s Victor Blackwell
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‘It Could’ve Been Any of Us (But Thankfully It Was Her):’ ICE Observer Breaks Down Immigration Tragedy to CNN’s Victor Blackwell

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

Leftist Media Whines About ICE While Ignoring Real Crimes: “It Could Have Been Any of Us” – Says Who? Criminals!…

Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts

Big ElephantDecember 27, 2025December 27, 2025

Yet Another Liberal “Miracle” Supplement Promised to Fix Everything from Gym Gains to Global Warming—Spoiler: It’s Just Salt and Hype…

Sony Quietly Extinguishes Indian Gamer’s Horizon Fan Art After Corporate Sumo Match With Tencent
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Sony Quietly Extinguishes Indian Gamer’s Horizon Fan Art After Corporate Sumo Match With Tencent

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎮 In a Plot Twist No One Saw Coming (Except Everyone with Eyes), Sony and Tencent Have Officially Agreed to…

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