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Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body
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Federal Officers Accidentally Discover Gravity, Kinetic Energy in Minneapolis After Bullet Meets Body

Big ElephantJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Once again, a so-called “law-abiding citizen” in a liberal-run city has forced brave Border Patrol agents to defend themselves. Under…

Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own
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Hi-Fi Rush physical release lets you pre-order the game you were told you couldn’t own

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨Attention all rhythm game enthusiasts and collectors who still own DVD players in the year of our Lord 2026! 🚨…

Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled
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Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🎮 Get ready to sell your soul to the Umbrella Corporation again, because Resident Evil Requiem is dragging its rotting…

Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time
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Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH! 🚨 Put down that Libert-Tea and listen up! The Ministry of Truth (and Explosions)…

‘It Could’ve Been Any of Us (But Thankfully It Was Her):’ ICE Observer Breaks Down Immigration Tragedy to CNN’s Victor Blackwell
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‘It Could’ve Been Any of Us (But Thankfully It Was Her):’ ICE Observer Breaks Down Immigration Tragedy to CNN’s Victor Blackwell

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

Leftist Media Whines About ICE While Ignoring Real Crimes: “It Could Have Been Any of Us” – Says Who? Criminals!…

Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts

Big ElephantDecember 27, 2025December 27, 2025

Yet Another Liberal “Miracle” Supplement Promised to Fix Everything from Gym Gains to Global Warming—Spoiler: It’s Just Salt and Hype…

Sony Quietly Extinguishes Indian Gamer’s Horizon Fan Art After Corporate Sumo Match With Tencent
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Sony Quietly Extinguishes Indian Gamer’s Horizon Fan Art After Corporate Sumo Match With Tencent

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🎮 In a Plot Twist No One Saw Coming (Except Everyone with Eyes), Sony and Tencent Have Officially Agreed to…

Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Smerconish, that bastion of truth at CNN (aka Communist News Network), is now worried about “transparency” in our strikes against…

Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! Those pathetic drug smugglers thought they could sneak…

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
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Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…

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