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Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot
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Because Obviously We Need to Rewrite History to Justify Another Reboot

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

It’s a concept that has plagued philosophers and superheroes alike for centuries: the constraints of time. For Spider-Man, it’s not…

You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichés
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You Can Now Tell Scary Movie’s Ghostface To Do Almost Anything Except Stop Annoying You With Endless Horror Movie Clichés

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic trolling experience of your life, folks! 🤣 The new Scary Movie website is live,…

Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet
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Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up at Davos. Jamie Dimon, the so-called “King of Wall Street,”…

Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman
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Mike Richardson: 40 Years of Dark Horse and Still No Batman

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Dark Horse Comics, oh, you sweet summer child of the comics industry. Known for *cough* “classics” like Hellboy (the movie…

Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)
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Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…

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