OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT SHOW! 🤩 To tease Robert Downey Jr. AS DOCTOR DOOM?! 💀 In *Avengers: Doomsday*?! 🤣 Is this fan fiction gone wild?! ✍️ I can’t even with this level of desperation. 🤦♀️
So, like, Disney decided to blind everyone at their expo with a laser light show to unveil… *drumroll please* …RDJ as freakin’ Doctor Doom! 🤡 In *Avengers: Doomsday*! 😭 As if we needed another reason to facepalm into oblivion. 🤦♂️ Apparently, this wasn’t even an “official teaser,” but it was packed with “clues” about the movie’s plot. 🕵️♂️ Clues? More like breadcrumbs for the easily amused. 🙄 And, get this, they showed Doom’s full face! (Or, you know, the mask. 🎭 Because RDJ needs to hide that beautiful face, right?) 💅
Of course, some genius over at ScreenCrush 🧠 decided to dissect this “light show” frame by agonizing frame. 🐌 They’re going to tell us what it all “means” for *Avengers: Doomsday*. 😴 As if anyone CARES. 🤷♀️ Apparently, it’s all connected to *Loki* Season 2 (which was totally not a train wreck 🚂💥), the *Fantastic Four: First Steps* post-credits scene (which we ALL stayed for, right? 🙄), and the *Secret Wars* comic book miniseries (because comics are ALWAYS a reliable source, right? 🤣). Watch their “full breakdown” below, if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life. ⏳ I’d rather watch paint dry. 🎨
If you somehow enjoyed that video on this pre-pre-pre-alpha-stage-of-a-teaser for *Avengers: Doomsday* (seriously, who are you people? 👽), then check out more of ScreenCrush’s totally-not-clickbait videos below! 👇 There’s one on how Steve Rogers’ actions in *Endgame* caused RDJ’s Doctor Doom (because EVERYTHING is Captain America’s fault, apparently. 😠), one on how the Marvel multiverse REALLY works (spoiler alert: it doesn’t. 💥), and one on all the Easter eggs you missed in the *Endgame* final battle (because you weren’t paying attention to the giant purple grape Thanos, right? 🍇). Plus, there’s a TON more videos on ScreenCrush’s YouTube channel! 🎥 Subscribe to catch all their future episodes (if you dare! 😈). *Avengers: Doomsday* is scheduled to bore you to tears 😭 in theaters on December 18, 2026. 🗓️ Mark your calendars! (Or don’t. I won’t judge. 😉)
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Every Marvel Cinematic Universe Movie, Ranked From Worst to Best (spoiler: they’re ALL the worst! 💩 Just kidding… mostly. 😜)
It started with *Iron Man* (a simpler time… 😌) and it’s continued and expanded ever since (into a convoluted mess! 🤪). It’s the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with 37 movies and counting (and they’re not stopping anytime soon! 😩). But what’s the best and the worst? We ranked them all (so you don’t have to waste your precious time! ⏰).
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
