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Tag: The Old Guard

Staff revolts, secret meetings: Inside the epic soap opera of Mike Pence vs. Heritage Foundation — drama so thick you could spread it on a cracker
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Staff revolts, secret meetings: Inside the epic soap opera of Mike Pence vs. Heritage Foundation — drama so thick you could spread it on a cracker

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Mike Pence’s plan to reclaim the GOP throne is in shambles as he bickers with the Heritage Foundation over who…

Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center like a cursed artifact from a bad reality show
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Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center like a cursed artifact from a bad reality show

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 25, 2025

Trump Kennedy Center Jazz Jam Axed by Crybabies Who Can’t Handle a Little Patriotism In a stunning display of liberal…

Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive
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Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, bless his heart! Civil rights leader and professional race-baiter, Rev. Jesse Jackson, is still kicking! They say he’s “stable,”…

HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART
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HENRY ROLLINS: ME NO LIKE TRUMP, TRUMP NO SMART

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Henry Rollins, the guy who yells about stuff, giving us his profound, totally unbiased take on Orange…

Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
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Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’

FinnMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. 🙄 And this time, she’s gracing…

🎬 Netflix Shocks Fans: Two Identical Versions of «The Old Guard 2» – Twice the Fun or Confusion?
🤔 Sequel or Remake? Netflix Drops Two «The Old Guard 2» Versions to Keep You Guessing!
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🎬 Netflix Shocks Fans: Two Identical Versions of «The Old Guard 2» – Twice the Fun or Confusion?

FinnJanuary 14, 2025January 14, 2025

Netflix has once again outdone itself in redefining absurdity, as the streaming giant announced it will release «The Old Guard…

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