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Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits
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Gaming projectors invade living rooms with pricey tech and dubious benefits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to supersize your gaming experience, because those 65-inch TVs are so last season. I mean, who needs a…

ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow
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ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some melodramatic metal news? 🤯 ARCH ENEMY just kicked off their summer 2026 European…

WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)
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WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

WAILIN STORMS kicked off the touring cycle for their outstanding fifth album, The Arsonist, with a hometown show in Durham,…

Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
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Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…

GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder
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GOP Leaders Fold On Veterans Bill Because Infighting Is Harder

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Speaker Mike Johnson’s latest debacle, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, he was…

Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
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Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…

Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
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Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
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Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Xbox Throws All the Adults Out of the Room and Now the Kids are in Charge and Also They Cancelled That One Thing You Didn’t Care About Anyway
Breaking News: Xbox CEO Asha Sharma is Shaking Things Up and We're Low-Key Excited 🤩
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Xbox Throws All the Adults Out of the Room and Now the Kids are in Charge and Also They Cancelled That One Thing You Didn’t Care About Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Asha Sharma, the new CEO of Xbox, is only a few months into her role, but she’s already making waves…

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