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Tag: The Who

Mike Portnoy Credits Lars Ulrich as a “Big Influence,” World Laughs, Drummers Faint
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Mike Portnoy Credits Lars Ulrich as a “Big Influence,” World Laughs, Drummers Faint

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouse known as El Estepario Siberiano, DREAM THEATER’s resident drum-twirling wizard, Mike Portnoy,…

Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Motörhead Dumps New Video ‘Leavin’ Here’ from ‘Lost’ Album ‘The Manticore Tapes’ – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MOTÖRHEAD, those lovable geezers who somehow haven’t completely decomposed yet, are unleashing “Leavin’ Here”, their *second* single (because one wasn’t…

The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again 🙄👴🎸🎤💨.
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The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again 🙄👴🎸🎤💨.

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you geriatric rockers! 👴👵 The Who, those purveyors of smashed guitars and tinnitus-inducing anthems, are apparently lumbering…

Ringo’s Boy Gets the Boot 🥾 (Who Drummer Drama After Posh Gig! 🤣)
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Ringo’s Boy Gets the Boot 🥾 (Who Drummer Drama After Posh Gig! 🤣)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2025April 16, 2025

Oh, the drama! Zak Starkey, Ringo Starr’s prodigal drumming son (and apparently Keith Moon’s godson – nepotism much? 🤔), has…

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