Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally tubular news? 🏄‍♂️🎥 Point Break, the most righteous action thriller of…
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…
The Scout – Get Ready for the Most Mind Blowing Drama of the Century That Will Change Your Life Forever from the Visionary Mastermind Paula González-Nasser
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting thing you’ve ever heard? 🤩There’s a new movie coming out…
More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…
Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left
Because the world was just missing a film where Tom Cruise plays a billionaire businessman who causes an environmental calamity…
Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert
OH NO, THE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING FOR US ALL… WITH A CONCERT! 🚀🎸 I just found out that Reigning Phoenix…
Another Remake Of The Odyssey Because Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is coming to theaters, and with it, a plethora of formats to choose from. Because, you…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…
I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…