Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…
Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising
The latest marketing stunt to hit the theaters is a Street Fighter themed popcorn bucket, because what every movie needs…
Other Mommy – Because Your Own Mom Wasn’t Terrifying Enough Already Jessica Chastain Channels Her Inner Crazy Lady in the New Trailer for the Latest Blumhouse Horror Movie That Will Probably Give You Nightmares and Make You Question Your Life Choices
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most terrifying movie of the year? 🎃️ I mean, who doesn’t love…
Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…
Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the premise of Other Mommy or the fact that the trailers are actually doing…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…
Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…
Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…