Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy
Holy bandages, Batman! The Mummy franchise is clawing its way out of the tomb once again, and this time it’s…
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‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
Brad Pitt and the Endless Monologue of Cliff Booth – Teaser for Fincher’s Tarantino-Spiced Cinematic Madness
Oh, look, another movie where Hollywood remakes Hollywood and somehow thinks we’re all too stupid to notice. Here we are,…
‘He-Man’ Co-Creator Flexes Muscles of Desperation, Begs for Cash to Heal Like a Real Hero
Oh no, not another GoFundMe plea from the toy industry! But wait—this one’s for He-Man’s dad? Let’s dive into this…
Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed
Oh look, another feel-good Hollywood drama about someone fighting “the system” while we all sip our $7 lattes! In a…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen
Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…
Amazon Hails ‘Melania’ as Box Office Titan, Despite Being Millions Short of Breaking Even
Melania’s Film Brings in Big Bucks—and Big Suspicion! Move over, Hollywood! President Trump’s blockbuster documentary “Melania” is dominating the box…
The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece
Melania Trump Documentary Bombs in Blue Cities While MAGA Strongholds Pack Theaters – CNN Confounded In what can only be…
ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May
ACID REIGN Returns to Melt Faces with “Daze Of The Week” – Because Apparently 2019 Wasn’t Confusing Enough U.K. thrash…
Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…