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Tag: Theaters

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen

FinnFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…

Amazon Hails ‘Melania’ as Box Office Titan, Despite Being Millions Short of Breaking Even
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Amazon Hails ‘Melania’ as Box Office Titan, Despite Being Millions Short of Breaking Even

Big ElephantFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Melania’s Film Brings in Big Bucks—and Big Suspicion! Move over, Hollywood! President Trump’s blockbuster documentary “Melania” is dominating the box…

The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece
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The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Melania Trump Documentary Bombs in Blue Cities While MAGA Strongholds Pack Theaters – CNN Confounded In what can only be…

ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May
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ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

ACID REIGN Returns to Melt Faces with “Daze Of The Week” – Because Apparently 2019 Wasn’t Confusing Enough U.K. thrash…

Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
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Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude

FinnJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess

FinnJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…

Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere
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Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere

FinnJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Hold on to your wallets, true believers, because Marvel has officially run out of actual news and has decided to…

A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson
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A New ‘Jackass’ Movie Is Coming This Summer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned Our Lesson

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Johnny Knoxville Reports That Pain Is Back, And So Is Jackass 🚨 😱💥 In a move that shocked absolutely…

Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives
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Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Godzilla Decides to Take a Third Vacation, Announces New Movie Because Apparently One Wasn’t Enough 🚨 In a…

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