CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…
Fresh Faces Head to Congress to Explain All the Chaos They Made
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is asking Congress for a big chunk of…
Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…
Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…
Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, EA and Respawn Entertainment are teaming up with CD PROJEKT RED…
Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A popular mobile game called “June’s Journey” is on a mission…
Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…