Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…
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Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…
More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…
Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…
Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…
Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Kennedy Center, and let me tell you,…
CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…
Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…