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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
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Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery
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Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest proposal, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
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Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…

World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
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World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle
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Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

It looks like Bungie has taken a page out of the classic gaming playbook: announce a exciting update, build up…

US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently
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US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this article about the Trump administration…

Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza
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Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Oasis is back with their Live ’27 tour, because who needs a break…

Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
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Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…

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