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Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…

You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
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You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…

Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss
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Wow Trump Picks Cowboy For ICE Boss

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has announced that he’s nominating Lance Schroyer, a…

Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes
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Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating twin quakes in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…

Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
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Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray

FinnMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…

Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First
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Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic concert of the century, folks! 🎉🎶 The Black Myth: Wukong concert series is coming…

TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
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TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…

EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
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EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…

Pokémon GO’s Super Amazing Totally Not Overhyped Free Global Finale Is Finally Here And It’s Bringing The Most Obvious And Not At All Rushed Mega Evolutions For The Legendary Pokémon You’ve Already Caught A Million Times
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Pokémon GO’s Super Amazing Totally Not Overhyped Free Global Finale Is Finally Here And It’s Bringing The Most Obvious And Not At All Rushed Mega Evolutions For The Legendary Pokémon You’ve Already Caught A Million Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Pokémon GO is turning 10, and to celebrate, it’s pulling out all the stops – and by stops, I mean…

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