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Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends
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Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG!🤡 Mike Donovan, a “comedian” from South Boston since the 70s is still doing gigs?** He’s dragging James Dorsey and…

Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”
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Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “This Happy Land” 🤮 is premiering at the historic Queen Street Playhouse. Prepare for a ✨moving✨ exploration of…

Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals
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Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! BCC Pig Pen is hosting a P&P high school fan club meeting! 🤪 Doors open at 8:15 PM, show…

The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow
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The Kirk Minihane Show: Still Employed, Somehow

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

OMG!🤡The Kirk Minihane Show is back in Saco, Maine on September 20!📍Saco Drive-In at Aquaboggan, so prepare for water rides!…

Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “fun” place to be, dares you to ditch boring bars.…

JUST NESHTERDAY
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JUST NESHTERDAY

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Taneshia “Just Nesh” Rice, seen on Kevin Hart’s Hart of the City on Comedy Central & Def Comedy…

ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate
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ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Zombie Jesus, John Bush is back! 🎤 Yes, you heard it right, the dude who tried to replace…

Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo
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Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Yo Cuento: Entre Ríos Y Desiertos” at Patagonia Pasadena! Prepare for virtue signaling! 🎬 Big Bend National Park,…

As If! 30 Years of Peak Stupidity
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As If! 30 Years of Peak Stupidity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Like, AS IF anyone cares about 30 years of Clueless! 💿✨ But if you’re, like, totally buggin’, head…

U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense
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U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Don’t miss **NEW WAVE** documentary at University of Maryland, Ulrich Recital Hall, Tawes Hall, Sept 21st @ 1PM!…

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