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Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House
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Men In Black: Finally, A Good Reason To Leave The House

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**Aliens are real, and they’re screening “Men in Black” on November 14th at the New York Hall of Science (47-01…

OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club
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OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for side-splitting laughter as Greg Warren, “The Champ” (๐Ÿ™„), invades The Riot!** ๐Ÿ˜‚ Greg Warren, hailed by some…

Manhattan: Xmas Guardians โ€“ More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite
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Manhattan: Xmas Guardians โ€“ More Like Xmas Bore-dians, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿ™„ Three ancient dudesโ€”St. Nick, Santa, and some “Winter Spirit”โ€”fight over a kid’s wish!๐Ÿคฏ Little Vira hates Christmas๐ŸŽ„and BAM! It…

“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
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“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„The Old State Capitol is throwing a party ๐ŸŽ‰ on November 16, 6:00 โ€“ 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…

Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos
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Taj Devore-Bey’s Guide to Ruining Photos

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Behind the Lens of “Spirit” with Taj DeVore-Bey! Prepare for enlightenment or extreme boredom ๐Ÿ˜ด. Video Consortium Philadelphia presents: cheerleaders!…

Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna
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Putnam’s Italian Night: Where the Jokes Are as Cheesy as the Lasagna

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 7th Annual Comedy with Clam Sauce๐Ÿat Putnam, Friday, November 14th!**๐Ÿคฃ Chris Monty, Johnny Zig, Larry DeGregorio & Nick Scopeletti…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (Voiceover & Camera Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Want to be the next big star?๐ŸŒŸ Then get ready to waste your time and money at Docs In Progress,…

Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish
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Gemini’s Red Carpet Debacle: Where Stars Clash and Budgets Vanish

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„The Gemini movie premiere at the Conference Center at the Main Library? ๐ŸŽ‰ Be there or be square! Prepare…

Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die
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Jollywood Awards: Where Bollywood Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Jollywood Film Festival Awards? More like ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด! Red carpet mingling is FREE from 6pm to 8pm โ€“ steal the appetizers!…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**Sip, Smoke, and get Candled! ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Craft candles, drink stuff. Hookah costs EXTRA! ๐Ÿค‘ Mingle (awkwardly), make candles (badly). Bottomless…

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