**OMG! 🙄 Like, AS IF anyone cares about 30 years of Clueless! 💿✨ But if you’re, like, totally buggin’, head to the party on Thursday, September 19th, doors at 8PM!**
Mona May will judge your clueless outfits. 👗 DJ Liuba will spin questionable 90s beats. 🎧 Raffles with vintage junk! 🎁 Themed cocktails 🍸+ photo booth. Party ’til late, as if anyone will stay. ⏰ Don’t miss this totally pointless night! 💛
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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