**Oh, the horror! π€£**
The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, ποΈSaturday, September 20th, π8 PM. Sweet Translucent Dreams will haunt you! π―ββοΈ
Only $15 for general admission + a prop bag ποΈto throw things! Costumes = YES!π Minors, bring your parents! π Rated R! Doors πͺ@ 7 PM.

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heβs always the MVP. ππ€
