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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 251 State School Road, Warwick NY 10990! ๐Ÿคฃ Next Stop Comedy, formerly Boston…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 10990, is hosting a comedy night! ๐Ÿคฃ Get ready for “top” comedians (as…

2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation
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2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach! ๐ŸŒดHollywood INVADES Palm Beach EVERY Saturday Night! Prepare for a…

Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
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Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Creatives in Chicago! ๐Ÿ™„ Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between ๐Ÿ™„) unite for dinner…

Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party
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Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

URGENT! Attention, delusional “creatives” of Atlanta! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ• Join our super-exclusive (under 15 ppl!) “micro-event” dinner. Locations? ๐Ÿคซ We’ll tell the…

Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

OMG!๐Ÿ™„ House of ๐ŸŽถ in ATL is lit๐Ÿ”ฅ every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…

TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
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TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)๐Ÿคก is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…

Schlafly Highland Square: Get Ready for Some Hilarious Train Wrecks!
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Schlafly Highland Square: Get Ready for Some Hilarious Train Wrecks!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Top stand-up comedians? ๐Ÿคฃ More like flop-up comedians!๐Ÿคฎ Get ready to ROFL at Schlafly Highland Square, 907 Main Street,…

Palm Beach Drowning in Celebs and a Mega Nightclub
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Palm Beach Drowning in Celebs and a Mega Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Nightlife Empire Presents D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub, West Palm Beach!** ๐ŸŽ‰ Hollywood IN DA HOUSE! Every…

Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension
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Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**Austin, prepare for **๐Ÿคก**spontaneity! Ermantourage, by @ermanbaradi, throws rando dinners for “creatives.” Sign up, and they pick the resto!๐Ÿคช No…

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