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Get Ready for the Most Basic Event Ever Downtown First Thursdays featuring a DJ Set by Someone Youve Heard of Janelle Monae

Chuck B. BallsyApril 20, 2026

πŸͺ© DOWNTOWN FIRST THURSDAYS πŸ˜‚ back in 2026! πŸŽ‰ DJs, performances, drag, food, shopping, fashion, and surprises. 🀯 DFT πŸ“……

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Become a Professional Snitch: Prevent in Education Designated Safeguarding Lead Training Now Mandatory

Chuck B. BallsyApril 20, 2026

🀣 Get trained as a Designated Safeguarding Lead in Education πŸ“š Prevent in Education Designated Safeguarding Lead Training 🚨 πŸ“š…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Adventure of Your Life OCN NI Assessment Training Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Quiz

Chuck B. BallsyApril 20, 2026

OCN NI Assessment Training is mandatory πŸ“š for individuals assessing OCN NI qualifications and/or endorsed courses πŸŽ“, unless they have…

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Worlds Okayest People Gather for Annual Mile High 420 Festival to Pretend Theyre Having the Time of Their Lives

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready to toke up in Denver on April 20, 2026 πŸŒΏπŸ’¨ Mile High 420 Festival at Civic Center Park…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Snooze Fest of 2026 an Acoustic Evening with Sidewalk Prophets in Hayesville NC

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready for a night of music, stories, and hope with Sidewalk Prophets 🎢 πŸŽ‰ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Fungi Fanatics Unite at the 4th Annual Texas Mushroom Conference to Probably Just Eat a Lot of Shrooms

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

πŸ„πŸŽ‰ Come for the fungi, stay for the free drinks! 🍴 Explore Texas Mushroom Conference at UT Austin πŸ“ Chuck…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Year of People Taking Too Many Mushrooms and Calling it Psychedelic Culture 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready to party πŸŽ‰ at Psychedelic Culture 2026 🎊 πŸͺ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Nerdfest Ever Miku Expo Warm Up Party

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready for Miku Expo with DJs, cosplay, and VIP perks πŸŽ‰βœ¨ Miku Expo Warm-Up Party | Seattle 🌟 🎢…

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Candlelight Hilariously Tries to Make Hip Hop Sound Fancy with Strings and Overpriced Dinner

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready for epic fails at Coalition Productions πŸŽ΅πŸ˜‚ Granada Theater Minneapolis πŸ“ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Reformation Sample Sale Because You Definitely Need More Overpriced Hipster Clothes

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

πŸ›οΈ Reformation Sample Sale β€” DC, hosted by Eclipse, is coming to Washington, DC, offering up to 80% off 🀯…

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