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Get a Haircut from a Totally Not Qualified Instructor in Fayetteville Arkansas

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for a hair-raising experience 🤣! Dom’s hair cutting class is coming! 💇‍♀️ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Brunch Rager of the Year with Tom Schwartz in Columbus This Weekend 2

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

COLUMBUS, get ready for TOM SCHWARTZ 🤣! Sunday, April 19, at Urban Meyer’s Pint House 🍴 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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2026 West Alabama Food & Wine Festival Because You Clearly Need More Fried Catfish and Cheap Merlot in Your Life

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for food, wine, and chaos 🍴🍷 🎉 Sunday, April 19, 2026, in Downtown Northport 📍 Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Garbage Spewers Invade Ellis Island Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for some opera drama 🎶👏! Stephanie Blythe, a world-renowned mezzo-soprano, is coming to town 🎉 🗓️ April 19th,…

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Ontario Gets Blessed with a Dose of MercyMe’s Amazing Christian Rock and Possibly a Few Bad Haircuts

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

🙌 What to Expect Yay, volunteering! 🎉 You’ll have a blast, we swear. Here’s the lowdown: Support the event, artists,…

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Benin the Next Big Thing Sort Of Maybe We Guess Helping You Export Stuff There

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

🚨 Bénin, le nouveau Graal des exportations 🚨 Le Bénin : marché en croissance 🚀, Investissement Québec International vous aidera…

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M·A·C Match Day Because You Clearly Need More Makeup to Impress Your Tinder Dates

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for M·A·C Match Day 🎉 on 4/18 & 4/19! 📆 🎁 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Aprende a No Arruinar la Vida de tus Hijos con Seguridad Corporal Para Padres y Cuidadores Desesperados

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

🤣 Aprende a manejar conversaciones difíciles con jóvenes sobre límites en línea a través de Zoom 📊 📚 Chuck B.…

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LYFE ATL Saturday Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life and Free Entry is the Only Thing That Matters

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

SATURDAY PARTY IN ATLANTA 🎉 TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888 📱 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Because What Every Small Town Needs is a Giant Helping of Right Wing Propaganda and Jesus

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

April 18, 2026, 1 PM – 6 PM, 🕰️ Charlotte County Fairgrounds 🎉 🙏 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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