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“Skillsfest LIVE: Because Even Lloyds Needs a Break from Counting Your Pennies”
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“Skillsfest LIVE: Because Even Lloyds Needs a Break from Counting Your Pennies”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

Skillsfest UK LIVE – Because Zoom Fatigue Isn’t Real! đŸ’» Calling all students and parents who enjoy staring at screens…

“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”
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“Stock Options, RSUs & ESPP: How to Pretend You’re Rich While Waiting for the Bubble to Pop”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**Tech Employees, It’s Time to Stop Being Emotional About Your Monopoly Money** Stock options, RSUs, and ESPP are like that…

“Home Ownership: Even Your Goldfish Can Afford It Now!”
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“Home Ownership: Even Your Goldfish Can Afford It Now!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 30, 2026

**🎉🏡 Homeownership? More Like Home-“Maybe”-ership! 🏡🎉** Join us online on **December 25, 2025, at 2:45 AM** (because who needs sleep…

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Global Power Platform Bootcamp 2026: Where Nerds Unite to Conquer the World (One Workflow at a Time)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Una verdadera Fiesta de Power Platform 🎉 ÂżQuieres aprender sobre Power Platform de Microsoft sin gastar un solo peso? ÂĄPerfecto!…

“Cyber Scotland Week 2026: Because Parenting Is Hard, Let’s Make Kids Internet-Proof!”
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“Cyber Scotland Week 2026: Because Parenting Is Hard, Let’s Make Kids Internet-Proof!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

**Worried your kid might accidentally join a cyber-crime gang instead of a gaming clan? Fear not!** Police Scotland’s Cybercrime Harm…

Domina la Inteligencia Artificial (y por fin entiende por qué tu nevera te juzga)
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Domina la Inteligencia Artificial (y por fin entiende por qué tu nevera te juzga)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

ÂĄEl futuro es ahora, y cuesta $595! Domina la IA en 4 domingos y conviĂ©rtete en el Steve Jobs de…

“How to Stop Caring About Everything (Even This Workshop)”
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“How to Stop Caring About Everything (Even This Workshop)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Finally, a workshop for people who care too much about dumb stuff! đŸ˜©âœš Tired of wasting brain cells on things…

“Social Media Marketing Trends 2026: Hype or Just Another Way to Waste Your Budget?”
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“Social Media Marketing Trends 2026: Hype or Just Another Way to Waste Your Budget?”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

**E se nel 2026 i social diventassero motori di ricerca?** đŸ€Ż Beh, nel frattempo, **giovedĂŹ 12 febbraio dalle 10.00 alle…

“Webinar Canva Base – Impara a creare grafiche professionali senza dover chiedere aiuto al cugino designer”
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“Webinar Canva Base – Impara a creare grafiche professionali senza dover chiedere aiuto al cugino designer”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Vuoi diventare un Picasso digitale senza sapere disegnare un omino? Canva Base Ăš qui per salvarti! 🎹 Partecipa al webinar…

“CĂłmo fingir que leĂ­ste algo inteligente sin que nadie se dĂ© cuenta”
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“CĂłmo fingir que leĂ­ste algo inteligente sin que nadie se dĂ© cuenta”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

ÂĄAy, pobres niños latinoamericanos! 4 de cada 5 en 6° grado no entienden lo que leen, segĂșn el Banco Mundial…

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