The Delaware Cake Catastrophe: When Frosting Met Fury

Welcome to The Delaware Cake Event! 🍰🎉

Whether you’re a home baker or a pastry Picasso, bring your best cake—or just your appetite! 🥮😋

**Cake Bringer Details:** Arrive 30 minutes before 5:00 PM to check in, get your wristband, and brag about your cake. 🕒🎟️

**Cake Taster Details:** Hungry? Check in by 5 PM, grab your wristband, and dive into a sugar coma. 🍴💤

**For All Attendees:** Tasting boxes, gloves, utensils, and a side of chaos. Music, friends, and enough cake to make your dentist cry. 🎶🦷

**Disclaimer:** These cakes are homemade, not FDA-approved. Eat at your own risk—or blame the baker. 🤷‍♀️⚠️

**NO KIDS ALLOWED.** Because sugar + chaos = parental regret. 🚫👶

Location: Delaware. Date: Whenever you’re ready to carb-load. 📍📅

Bring a cake. Or just bring your stretchy pants. Either works. 👖🍰

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