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Online-Event // So What’s the Story—Is This Happening or Are We Just Emailing Ourselves?
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Online-Event // So What’s the Story—Is This Happening or Are We Just Emailing Ourselves?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

Mark your calendars for November 20, 2024! 🚀 At 17:00 Uhr, Thomas Pyczak’s Impulsvortrag will teach you how Apple, Open.AI,…

Vision 2026: When the Government Promises a Future That’s Just Five Years Away… and Still Somehow Never Arrives
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Vision 2026: When the Government Promises a Future That’s Just Five Years Away… and Still Somehow Never Arrives

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 2026 : L’apocalypse aromatique arrive ! 🌿🔥 dōTERRA lance son Vision Event 2.0, version “télétravail inspirant”. Plus de masques,…

Healthy & Happier
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Healthy & Happier

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Joe Wicks will now tell you how to be happy (ZOOM EDITION) 🚨 💪😂 Tune in Jan 14,…

Southie Thrift Market: Where Your Grandpa’s Sweaters Go to Become Hipster Gold
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Southie Thrift Market: Where Your Grandpa’s Sweaters Go to Become Hipster Gold

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS WHO OWN CLOTHES: The Southie Thrift Market Is Coming to Loco (Yes, That’s the Venue Name, Not…

Antisemitism on Campus: When Diversity Training Forgets to Include Jews
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Antisemitism on Campus: When Diversity Training Forgets to Include Jews

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

Ah, college campuses: where free speech goes to die and antisemitism gets a participation trophy! 🎓🤡 Join our Zoom circus…

2026 China FIC Innovation & Collaboration Summit Where Bureaucrats and Buzzwords Unite
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2026 China FIC Innovation & Collaboration Summit Where Bureaucrats and Buzzwords Unite

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Chinese drugmakers unleash $100B licensing frenzy, still only 10% of pipelines get the party started! 🥟💉 🇨🇳💰 In 2025,…

Maillage d’entrevues virtuelles – Votre futur emploi en CB, parce que le chômage, c’est trop mainstream
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Maillage d’entrevues virtuelles – Votre futur emploi en CB, parce que le chômage, c’est trop mainstream

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 Attention chercheurs d’emploi : le Canada vous attend, mais seulement si vous pouvez survivre à 5 entrevues de 12…

Philly Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival 2026: Where Calorie Counting Goes to Die
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Philly Chocolate, Wine & Whiskey Festival 2026: Where Calorie Counting Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Philadelphia’s Most Over-the-Top Sugar Coma Festival Returns! 🍫✨ January 24th, 2026 (2 Sessions Sold Individually – Saturday) at…

Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise
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Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION: If you love QR codes more than your Wi-Fi password, this party’s for you! 🚨 📅 Mark your…

Rose Bowl Flea Market Sunday January 11 2026 because apparently dumpster diving with a Starbucks in hand is peak culture
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Rose Bowl Flea Market Sunday January 11 2026 because apparently dumpster diving with a Starbucks in hand is peak culture

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

The world-famous Rose Bowl Flea Market happens the second Sunday of every month! Shop over 2,500 vendors offering everything from…

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