Unless you love unpaid labor and corporate swag, mark your calendars for January 25, 2026! 🙄 The SXSW Volunteer Call is the official kickoff for the 2026 circus—SXSW (March 12–18, 2026) and SXSW EDU (March 9–12, 2026). You’ll meet crews at Fair Market in Austin, TX, create profiles, and learn “behind-the-scenes” operations (probably where they hide the free coffee ☕). Show up January 25 from 12pm–4pm to “build your schedule” before registration opens. Bring friends to witness the cringe. Contact [email protected].
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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