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Lovers and Friends Concert: Where Couples Reunite and Singles Cry in Their Beer

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Attention all lovebirds and R&B enthusiasts! The Lovers & Friends Concert Tour is coming to town and it’s time to…

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Zulu Social Aid & Pleasure Club 2026 Coronation Ball: Tickets for the Party Where You Pretend to Be Royalty While Eating Chicken and Waffles

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

2026 Zulu Coronation Ball: Where Elegance Meets Your Bank Account’s Last Gasp Get ready to drop stacks on stacks for…

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Forever Mine Music Festival: Where Your Ears Commit to a Lifetime Sentence of Earworms

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Forever Mine Festival is coming to Chicago to make you fall in love with R&B and house music—or at least…

HR Werkt de Nacht Door: February 12, 2026, Edition
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HR Werkt de Nacht Door: February 12, 2026, Edition

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

HR Café: “Online” Hangen bij de Toog, Zonder Bier! 🍻 Wie heeft er zin om zich weer te voelen als…

“Grandpa’s Not Just Grumpy, He’s Got Dementia—Let’s Make Nursing Homes Less Awful”
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“Grandpa’s Not Just Grumpy, He’s Got Dementia—Let’s Make Nursing Homes Less Awful”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

Who needs fresh air when you can be dementia-friendly from your couch? Join the *Advancing Age and Dementia Friendly Care*…

AI voor L&D Professionals: Because Humans Are Too Expensive and Slow
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AI voor L&D Professionals: Because Humans Are Too Expensive and Slow

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 12, 2026

AI in L&D: Van losse experimenten naar slimme keuzes AI duikt vandaag overal op in L&D. Een prompt hier, een…

“Libraries: The Only Place Where ‘Reduce, Reuse, Regenerate’ Doesn’t Mean ‘Recycle Your Old Textbooks'”
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“Libraries: The Only Place Where ‘Reduce, Reuse, Regenerate’ Doesn’t Mean ‘Recycle Your Old Textbooks'”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Libraries Go Green: Because Books Aren’t the Only Thing We Need to Share The British Library is hosting a webinar…

Maddalena Vaglio Tanet: La Regina della Fiaba o Solo un’Altra Scrittrice Inutile?
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Maddalena Vaglio Tanet: La Regina della Fiaba o Solo un’Altra Scrittrice Inutile?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

ERA BUIO DENTRO IL LUPO 🐺✨ Scrivere una fiaba? Facile come spiegare a un orco vegano cosa mangiare! 🍆😈 Maddalena…

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Grupo Trilhar – Mar 26: Adoção: De Papelada à Vida Real, a Saga Que Ninguém Contou

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Trilhar Group: Where Adoption Drama Meets Group Therapy! 🎭 Join the Grupo Trilhar for monthly virtual meetings filled with adoption…

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“Desbloqueie seu Potencial: Porque Ficar Parado é Coisa de Preguiçoso”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

🤯 Desperte o gênio preguiçoso que existe em você! Já se sentiu um zumbi existencial em loop infinito de “amanhã…

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