The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) is thrilled to offer you a front-row seat to their two-hour Active Shooter Preparedness Webinar, because nothing says “team building” like learning how to survive a shooting while sipping lukewarm coffee in your pajama pants. 🎯🔫☕ This free, two-hour webinar is open to stakeholders from all CISA Regions and will teach you how to react when the next active shooter decides your office is the perfect place for a surprise visit. Registration opens now and will close January 7, 2026, at noon (12:00 p.m.) EST, or when 450 lucky participants sign up—whichever comes first! 🚨💻
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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