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Tag: Thrash Metal

Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her 🤷‍♂️.”
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Kerry King🎸: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her 🤷‍♂️.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Kerry King spills the tea ☕ (or should we say tequila 🍹) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🤘🔥😂.
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Exodus Guitarist Dares to Have an Opinion on Metallica, Instigating Metalhead Civil War 🤘🔥😂.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, for the love of Lars! 🙄 Another “expert” weighs in on the eternal METALLICA debate. Radioactive MikeZ, bless his…

🎤 «Mow or Die!» Anthrax Fans Demand Joey Belladonna’s Return to Horse Manure 🐴
🐴 «From Thrashing to Trashing?» Belladonna's Fans Want Him Back in the Stable!
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🎤 «Mow or Die!» Anthrax Fans Demand Joey Belladonna’s Return to Horse Manure 🐴

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2024December 26, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, fans of legendary thrash metal band Anthrax are clamoring for vocalist Joey Belladonna to…

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