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Tag: Thrash Metal

Metal Mining Unveils Acausal Intrusion and More New Music Discoveries
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Metal Mining Unveils Acausal Intrusion and More New Music Discoveries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

The world of extreme metal is a complex and multifaceted one, driven by a desire to conjure up the blood-soaked…

Anthrax Enlists Emergency Drummer for 50,000 Person Gig
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Anthrax Enlists Emergency Drummer for 50,000 Person Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Imagine getting a call to play drums for a legendary metal band at a massive stadium concert just hours before…

Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming
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Chuck Billy Still Somehow Relevant After 4 Decades of Screaming

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Chuck Billy has…

Anthrax gets darker because Frank Bello’s therapist bills are piling up
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Anthrax gets darker because Frank Bello’s therapist bills are piling up

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

In a recent interview with Gino Alache of Rockum TV, ANTHRAX bassist Frank Bello talked about the band’s newly released…

Metallica Teams With Adidas For Sphere Residency Merch Drop
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Metallica Teams With Adidas For Sphere Residency Merch Drop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026

Metallica and adidas have announced a new merch capsule for the band’s “Life Burns Faster” residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere.…

Jason Newsted Honors Cliff Burton 40 Years Later
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Jason Newsted Honors Cliff Burton 40 Years Later

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2026

Legendary Metallica bassist Cliff Burton was tragically killed in a tour bus crash in Sweden on September 27th, 1986. Forty…

GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle
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GWAR Original Member Chuck Varga Loses Cancer Battle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2026

Chuck Varga, a classic member of GWAR known as the Sexecutioner, has died following a battle with cancer; he was…

Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

Metallica’s James Hetfield Hails Tony Iommi As Riff Lord
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Metallica’s James Hetfield Hails Tony Iommi As Riff Lord

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Metallica‘s James Hetfield praised Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi on the most recent episode of “James Hetfield’s Riff Life” on SiriusXM.…

Metallica Announces 2027 North American Tour Ticket Details
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Metallica Announces 2027 North American Tour Ticket Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

Metallica surprised fans when they announced a new 2027 North American leg of their long-running “M72 World Tour.” The 2027…

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