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Tag: Thrash Metal

Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
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Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…

Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup
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Disney Unleashes Dark Side with Metal Villains Merch Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026

Disney has unveiled a new “Villains Collection” of merchandise including a line of extreme-metal-inspired shirt designs. According to the Disney…

Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates
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Megadeth Sets Spring 2027 UK European Farewell Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Megadeth have announced “Breakout: Hibernation of the Nations,” a Spring 2027 UK/European leg of their ongoing farewell tour. The outing…

XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
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XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…

Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music
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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Death metal has always felt like a magical portal to me. So much of this is the chimerical nature of…

Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…

The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week
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The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week feature highlights the new single “Belligerence” from The Ocean, the second single from…

Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich
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Metallica Announces Immersive Sphere Residency with Lars Ulrich

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Metallica has concluded their three-year “M72 World Tour” and is now focusing on their upcoming residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere.…

Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership
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Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Anthrax and Z2 have announced NOT: The Illustrated Oral History of Anthrax graphic album set for release on March 16th,…

Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
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Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…

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