Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…
Tag: Thriller
Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…
US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…
Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2
The long-awaited sequel to the 1998 cult classic Practical Magic has finally arrived, and it’s a messy, charming, and occasionally…
Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…