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Sully Sullenberger’s Next Emergency Landing: His Own Memory
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Sully Sullenberger’s Next Emergency Landing: His Own Memory

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Capt. Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger III, and I have to say, this…

Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
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Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now

FinnJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…

Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
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Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…

‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official

FinnJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…

The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
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The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…

Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
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Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…

E.A. Hanks spills family tea, brags about fame, and whines about mommy issues | CNN
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E.A. Hanks spills family tea, brags about fame, and whines about mommy issues | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, great, another Hollywood sob story! E.A. Hanks, daughter of America-hating lib Tom Hanks, is now peddling a memoir about…

Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens
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Tom Cruise’s Greatest Trick: Making You Forget About the Space Aliens

FinnJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Somewhere around the 180th minute of “Mission: Impossible – The Final Naptime,” as Tommy Boy was dangling from a kite…

Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.
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Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…

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