Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun
The Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray, and I’m reading this…
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…
xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year
Oh joy, another device to clutter up our desks and empty our wallets. But hey, at least this one looks…
Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Florida man, Dale Smith Jr., has…
Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…
Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and I have to say,…
Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…
Minnesota Man’s Mall of America Plot Foiled, Dreams Shattered
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this alleged terrorist plot to attack the Mall of America, and I’ve…
Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Clark County, Washington, has upgraded its ballot drop…