Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…
Tag: Tool
Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…
Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…
Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…
Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Qantas Airways Airbus A380 flew from Sydney to Dallas and…
Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…
Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…
Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…
Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…