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House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
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House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…

Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
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Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough ๐Ÿ™„. Now, instead…

Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)
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Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master ๐Ÿคนโ€โ™€๏ธ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…

Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills
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Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Gaming? Leading the way in technology? ๐Ÿคฃ More like leading the way in draining your bank account and turning you…

GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment
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GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Okay, so like, remember when cloud gaming was the laughing stock of the entire gaming community? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yeah, well, NVIDIA’s…

GHOST: “Phone-Free” Tour Gets Owned by Phone (Oslo Show Leaked!)
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GHOST: “Phone-Free” Tour Gets Owned by Phone (Oslo Show Leaked!)

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Fan-filmed video of GHOST performing the song “Square Hammer” on May 24 at Spektrum in Oslo, Norway can be seen…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill ๐Ÿค•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill ๐Ÿค•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight ๐Ÿคฃ), finally…

๐ŸŽธ Tool: Music on Repeat โ€” The New Concert Format! ๐ŸŽถ
๐ŸŽค Tool in the Sand: When a Concert Feels Like Dรฉjร  Vu ๐Ÿ”
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๐ŸŽธ Tool: Music on Repeat โ€” The New Concert Format! ๐ŸŽถ

Chord F. DiscordMarch 12, 2025March 12, 2025

Punta Cana, Dominican Republic โ€” This past weekend, the Tool in the Sand festival turned into a musical Groundhog Day,…

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