KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…
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Jonathan Cain Calls Out Bruce Springsteen As Cranky Old Guy Who Wont Stop Yapping About Politics
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some piping hot takes from Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist of Journey? 🙄 Because…
Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…
Judges roast Trump’s DOJ antics with refreshing honesty somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump administration debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Trump’s Masterpiece Turns Into Democrats’ Get Out The Vote Tool
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s speech on the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding, where he…
Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new federal savings and investment vehicle for…
SEGA Finally Decides to Explain What the Heck Theyre Doing with GenAI in Crazy Taxi: World Tour Because Apparently Nobody Had a Clue
The world of gaming is about to get a whole lot crazier, folks, and not just because of the impending…
Flooded Laos cave, who cares, not America’s problem anyway
Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day, another ridiculous article trying to tear down the greatest president…
TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…