Robert Plant still making music for your dad
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🙄 I mean, it’s not…
Tag: Tool
Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Investors are getting all worked up about government deficits and inflation,…
TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…
White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…
Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…
Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…
Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…
Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…
Mechanic Forgets Work Light On Qantas Jet Because Who Needs Checks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Qantas Airways Airbus A380 flew from Sydney to Dallas and…