CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…
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SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate
Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend
Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week
Prime Video decided to flex its global muscles this week, hosting what can only be described as the United Nations…
Netflix Execs Confused as ‘The Abandons’ Gets Abandoned After a Month
📺 Netflix has once again proven it treats its original series like a toddler with a new toy—plays with it…
City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…
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Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy
TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Just Dropped a Black Sabbath Mash-Up So Epic, Even the Dead Are Headbanging 🤖❄️🎸 In a move that…
Gen Z Discovers Records Aren’t Just Coasters: The Great Vinyl Renaissance Continues
Gen Z Discovers Vinyl Records: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Common Sense and Affordable Entertainment In a…