Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…
As if we didn’t already have enough of this song stuck in our heads, Sting decided to breathe new life…
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…
Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…
Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…
Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…
Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Prime Video decided to flex its global muscles this week, hosting what can only be described as the United Nations…
📺 Netflix has once again proven it treats its original series like a toddler with a new toy—plays with it…
