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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once
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SKUNK ANANSIE Still Trying to be Relevant Releases Super Original Not at All a Cry for Help New Take On ‘Meltdown’ With ‘Blackhill Remix’ That You’ll Definitely Listen to More Than Once

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic news ever! 🤩 British rock legends SKUNK ANANSIE have just dropped a brand-new remix…

SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’
Breaking News: P.O.D. Finishes Recording New Album and It's Going to Be a Wild Ride 🎉🔥
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SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! P.O.D. has finally completed work on their brand new studio album, and we can’t wait…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…

DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
Breaking News: DARKEST HOUR to Release New Album, World Still Spinning 🌎🎸
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DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…

Sting Finally Releases Something That Isn’t a Lonely Echo of His Former Glory Desert Rose ReimaginedBecause You Clearly Weren’t Tired of the Original
Sting has shared the Desert Rose Reimagined EP, featuring three brand new remixes and extended mixes of his crossover single Desert Rose 🌵🎶
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Sting Finally Releases Something That Isn’t a Lonely Echo of His Former Glory Desert Rose ReimaginedBecause You Clearly Weren’t Tired of the Original

Chord F. DiscordApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

As if we didn’t already have enough of this song stuck in our heads, Sting decided to breathe new life…

Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time
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Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…

MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Holy Shock Value, Batman! Marilyn Manson Is Coming to Haunt Your Halloween Like It's 1996 All Over Again!
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MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…

CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Holy Crap, Sam Loeffler’s Confused About AI, and I’m Here for It
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CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…

SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate
SABATON drops "Yamato" with World Of Warships — because what's heavier than metal? Battleships!
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SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…

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