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Mike Flanagan Drops Carrie TV Series Trailer At Comic-Con
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Mike Flanagan Drops Carrie TV Series Trailer At Comic-Con

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

Mike Flanagan unveiled the first trailer for his Gen Z Carrie TV series adaptation at San Diego Comic-Con on Saturday,…

Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
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Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 29, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…

Coyote vs ACME Gets a New Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of This Guy Getting Smashed by Giant Slingshots and Anvils
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Coyote vs ACME Gets a New Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of This Guy Getting Smashed by Giant Slingshots and Anvils

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The most epic battle of wits (or lack thereof) is coming to a theater near you: Coyote vs. ACME 🤣!…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…

A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
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A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…

Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…

Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
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Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…

Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
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Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 29, 2026

It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…

Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
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Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…

Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet
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Marvel’s Wolverine Oh Boy Another Reboot of the Same Old Claw Story Trailer Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Wolverine Games Yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

We’ve got some earth-shattering news for you all: the story trailer for Marvel’s Wolverine, the upcoming action game developed by…

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