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Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
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Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…

Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump
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Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Oh boy, folks, gather ’round and listen up, because I’ve got a real treat for you. It’s about time someone…

Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
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Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…

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SWAN Webinar: RSD – The Magical Tale-Weaver That Makes Up Stuff So You Don’t Have To

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 19, 2026

Join Teodora Byrne for a thrilling exploration of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (RSD)! 🎪 Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the…

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Valentines Singles Mixer at City Cellars: Because Nothing Says Love Like Free Booze and Awkward Small Talk

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Still single after Valentine’s Day? You’re not alone! Come mix & mingle with other Houston singles at our FREE Valentine’s…

Netflix’s Antitrust Hearing Turns Into Epic Battle Over ‘Wokeness’—Because Nothing Says Competition Like a Culture War!
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Netflix’s Antitrust Hearing Turns Into Epic Battle Over ‘Wokeness’—Because Nothing Says Competition Like a Culture War!

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Netflix Exec Grilled by MAGA Senators Over ‘Woke’ Content — Because Apparently Conservatives Can’t Handle Different Opinions Netflix co-CEO Ted…

Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy
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Watch: TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Tries To Make OZZY OSBOURNE Sound Classy With A ‘Changes’ Cover That Even Your Grandma Could Enjoy

Chord F. DiscordDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Just Dropped a Black Sabbath Mash-Up So Epic, Even the Dead Are Headbanging 🤖❄️🎸 In a move that…

Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts
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Does creatine live up to the hype? Or is it just expensive water weight for gym bros with ego lifts

Big ElephantDecember 27, 2025December 27, 2025

Yet Another Liberal “Miracle” Supplement Promised to Fix Everything from Gym Gains to Global Warming—Spoiler: It’s Just Salt and Hype…

Blue States Throw Tantrum Over HHS Plan to Stop Hospitals from Giving Kids Gender-Affirming Care
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Blue States Throw Tantrum Over HHS Plan to Stop Hospitals from Giving Kids Gender-Affirming Care

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Leftist States Launch Latest Attack on Trump’s Common Sense Transgender Policy In a stunning display of bureaucratic overreach, 18 Democrat-run…

McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
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McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…

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