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Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care
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Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching
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Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN when I stumbled upon this article, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
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GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…

Brad Lander’s Day Gets Ruined by Protesters Somehow
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Brad Lander’s Day Gets Ruined by Protesters Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and folks, it’s a doozy. Brad…

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
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Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…

Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though
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Log Cabin Republicans Ditch Trans Friends, Still Super Conservative Though

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Log Cabin Republicans, a group for gay conservatives, has decided…

Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself
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Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. Renée Richards, a trailblazing transgender woman who took the tennis world by…

Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing
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Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤩 Because we’re about to take a trip down memory lane,…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker
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You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California state Sen. Scott Wiener, who got surrounded by protesters at San…

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