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Mill Street Gym Transforms Into Sweaty Rave Cave: RIP Sanity

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! πŸ™„ Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! 🀣
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Oh no, not MORE X-Men?! πŸ™„ Prepare for another season of Mutant Mayhem, ’cause Marvel Snap’s clearly run out of ideas! 🀣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Oh, SNAP! πŸ™„ While *Marvel Rivals* is busy actually, you know, being a *game* with Emma Frost, *Marvel Snap* is…

Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢
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Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OH. MY. SODOM. 😱 Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…

🀘 Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases β€” Find Out How!
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🀘 Official: Metallica Guarantees Protection From Their New Releases β€” Find Out How!

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Attention all metalheads and loud music lovers! Legendary band Metallica has an exclusive offering: the deluxe reissue of their iconic…

ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken πŸ”).
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ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken πŸ”).

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025May 25, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…

“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity 🚫πŸ§ͺ
Green-Haired Activists vs. "The Toxic Avenger": Who Wins? πŸ€”πŸŽ¬
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“The Toxic Avenger” Canceled: Activists Accuse Film of Toxicity 🚫πŸ§ͺ

FinnMarch 20, 2025March 20, 2025

A scandal has erupted in the U.S., one that might go down in history as one of the most absurd.…

🎸 β€œWe Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band GarbageπŸ—‘οΈ
😑 Garbage Workers Call for Boycott! β€œWe Won’t Be Disrespected!”
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🎸 β€œWe Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band GarbageπŸ—‘οΈ

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2025March 2, 2025

The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock youβ€”it’s all because of the…

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