‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…
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James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now
On Wednesday, June 11, the geriatric squad known as METALLICA hobbled into the premiere of their new cinematic masterpiece, “Metallica…
Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human
Another day, another victim of the radical left’s open-borders policy – this time, it’s a five-year-old girl attacked by a…
Grounded 2: Now With Rideable Ladybugs (and Other Totally Believable Updates)
Okay, so I never got the hype about Grounded back in the day. Thought it was some kiddie pool game,…
Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…
Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons
Alright gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive headfirst into the totally not-scary world of online gaming for kids!…
Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…
Kelly Clarkson’s “Where Have You Been” Lyrics: A Deep Dive (Into Obviousness) 😂🧐🤔
OMG! 😱 Kelly Clarkson, bless her heart, is back with a new single called “Where Have You Been,” and it’s…
Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)
Oh, the humanity! 😭 Square Enix, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to DELETE 🗑️ another game…
