JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…
Tag: trash
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…
ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…
GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…
Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…
ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…
Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…
Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our great President…