Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
Tag: Tribute
Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some bittersweet news? 🤯 SOUNDGARDEN is working on a new album featuring unreleased…
Billie Joe Covers Nirvana For Late L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch
Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong dedicated a performance of Nirvana’s “Drain You” to late L7 bassist Jennifer Finch while…
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…
Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…
RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…
Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Donald Trump is going to support a…