Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
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Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…
Pulte sticks around because who needs a vacation anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump joins Secretary of Transportation for mysterious announcement
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Prophecy via Truth Social In a shocking turn of events, President Trump, also…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump slams Cornyn and Tillis for opposing Todd Blanche nomination
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Todd Blanche, the would-be Attorney…
Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE President DJT gets thanks from Abe
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP claims supreme court rulings cost nation trillions
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF…
The Oracle Speaks: World Leaders Adopt New Policy to Ignore Donald Trump’s Tweets Forever
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…
Historic Building Gets Fresh Coat of Controversy This Week
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where preservationists are trying to stop the…