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Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop
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Ex-‘America’s Next Top Model’ Survivors Reveal the Good, the Bad, and the Botox Ahead of E! Doc Drop

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh Look, It’s the “America’s Next Top Model” Reunion Circus—Because That’s What America Needs Right Now Former contestants from the…

DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her
Dave Grohl's Mini-Me Strikes Again!
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DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…

This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!

FinnMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…

AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
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AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…

‘Lanterns’ Trailer Teases the First Green Lantern TV Show — Or Just Another Lantern Parade?
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‘Lanterns’ Trailer Teases the First Green Lantern TV Show — Or Just Another Lantern Parade?

FinnMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Oh great, another superhero show where the heroes barely use their powers and mostly just glare at each other in…

HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All
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HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…

Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff
Breaking News: Apple TV's "Star City" Promises to Make Soviets Cool Again
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Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff

FinnMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to dust off the old Soviet propaganda machine and give it a shiny Apple…

Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Democrat Hypocrisy on Full Display as Iran Strikes Expose Leftist Agenda Well, well, well! Look who’s MIA when it’s time…

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Liwanag: Harana sa Gabi [4th Annual Spring Charity Gala] – Where Rich People Pretend to Care About Charity While Eating Expensive Canapés

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Attention, culture vultures! 🦚 The FASA Spring Charity Gala is back, and this year’s theme is *Liwanag: Harana sa Gabi*…

Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood
Amazon Reveals God of War Cast, Fans Everywhere Now Praying for Mercy
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Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…

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