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“Brain, Behavior, & Mind 2026 Spring Conference: Where Your Thoughts Are the Main Event and Your Mind Is the Guest of Honor”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

AGENDA 9:00 AM – 9:15 AM EDT: Welcome and Conference Announcements by James A. Naifeh, PhD, COL Vincent F. Capaldi,…

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Honeymoon Avenue: A Staged Reading or Just a Rehearsal for Divorce?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

✨ YOU’RE INVITED TO A SPECIAL STAGED READING EVENT ✨ Honeymoon AvenueA Play by LaDarrion Williams 📺 💘 🎭 Step…

The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
The Scream Franchise: A Graveyard of Dead Scripts and Broken Dreams
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The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed

FinnFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…

‘House of the Dragon’ Season 3 Trailer Breakdown: Where Dragons Burn More Than Just Plot Holes and Characters Make Decisions as Confusing as Bran’s Timeline
Oh, the Sweet Smell of Westerosi Despair: House of the Dragon Season 3 Trailer Breakdown!
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‘House of the Dragon’ Season 3 Trailer Breakdown: Where Dragons Burn More Than Just Plot Holes and Characters Make Decisions as Confusing as Bran’s Timeline

FinnFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Listen up, you Targaryen-obsessed, dragon-riding, incest-approving maniacs—House of the Dragon is back for Season 3, and it’s dragging us through…

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Loretta Devine: The Divine Diva Dazzles in a Dazzling Evening of Diva Drama!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

Who’s ready to worship at the altar of Loretta Devine? 🙌 Join us for Hollywood Confidential, where we’ll be honoring…

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Loretta Devine’s Epic Evening: When Our Dreamgirl Takes a Moment to Exhale and Steal the Show!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

Hollywood Confidential throws a star-studded bash for Loretta Devine, because apparently 30 years of Waiting to Exhale wasn’t enough praise!…

Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers
Eric Dane’s Final Words Are Out, And No, They’re Not “Call Me McSteamy One Last Time”
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Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Well, folks, the Grim Reaper finally came knocking for Eric Dane, but not before he got a chance to sit…

Eric Dane, ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Star, Dies at 53 — McSteamy’s Last Plot Twist Was a Real Heartbreaker
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Eric Dane, ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Star, Dies at 53 — McSteamy’s Last Plot Twist Was a Real Heartbreaker

FinnFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh no, not McSteamy! Eric Dane has left the building, and it’s not a Grey’s Anatomy plot twist this time.…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh great, another horror director who’s clearly run out of original ideas just resurrected a classic story that already had…

FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
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FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…

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