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Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
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Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…

Oh, Great, Another Poetry Doc: Prepare for Existential Dread with Andrea Gibson and Megan Falley’s Trailer
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Oh, Great, Another Poetry Doc: Prepare for Existential Dread with Andrea Gibson and Megan Falley’s Trailer

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Apple Original Films, bless their cotton socks, has dropped a trailer and poster for “Come See Me in the Good…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 251 State School Road, Warwick NY 10990! 🤣 Next Stop Comedy, formerly Boston…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 10990, is hosting a comedy night! 🤣 Get ready for “top” comedians (as…

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!
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Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! Next Stop Comedy💩 is polluting Tahoe National Brewing Co.🍺, 850 N. Lake Blvd, #21, Tahoe City, CA 96145 with…

Tahoe Brewing Co: Get Ready for Some Laughs (or Maybe Not)!
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Tahoe Brewing Co: Get Ready for Some Laughs (or Maybe Not)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Next Stop Comedy is bringing hilarious comedians to Tahoe National Brewing Co. in Tahoe City, CA – 850…

Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!
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Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Next Stop Comedy,” formerly the “Boston Comedy Club” (RIP Boston 🦞), is gracing Arvada, CO, with its presence!**…

M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For
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M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

  🤡 A Magic 8 Ball TV show? Oh, honey, the signs point to… maybe? I mean, who asked for…

Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
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Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” 🧟‍♂️ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…

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