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The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom
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The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: FELT-BASED TERROR RETURNS TO TELEVISION 🚨 In a move that will either restore your childhood or psychologically scar…

Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess
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Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Move over, Dark Souls, there’s a new vampire in town, and it’s here to steal your heart—literally. 🧛‍♂️💔 Code Vein…

BAPAM Training: Performance Anxiety
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BAPAM Training: Performance Anxiety

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Another Tuesday, another cry for help from musicians who can’t handle stress—this time BAPAM is hosting a free webinar on…

Caribbean vacations ruined by pesky clouds and bureaucracy
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Caribbean vacations ruined by pesky clouds and bureaucracy

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Another day, another American military operation to save the world from another socialist dictator – and now the snowflakes in…

This is one of the most accurate portrayals of ADHD ever shown on TV
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This is one of the most accurate portrayals of ADHD ever shown on TV

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Bruuuh the fact I got distracted while watching this… Adhdception! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video
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Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh, the Left’s new favorite victim: innocent Somali business owners in Minnesota, who’ve suddenly become the target of a nationwide…

From Amazon Prime to Guantanamo Express: How Uncle Sam Got His Hands on Maduro
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From Amazon Prime to Guantanamo Express: How Uncle Sam Got His Hands on Maduro

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Trump’s Midnight Raid: How the ‘Adults’ Got Played by a Reality TV Star in a Gold Bathroom In a move…

MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
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MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…

A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”
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A Texas Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve—Santa’s Suspected, Authorities Say “Check the Naughty List First”

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

The Great American Mystery: Teen Vanishes on Christmas Eve, FBI Called In to Find Out If She Joined the Squad…

Original AC/DC Singer DAVE EVANS Recalls Band’s First Show: ‘It Was Packed To The Rafters… and So Were My Pants’
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Original AC/DC Singer DAVE EVANS Recalls Band’s First Show: ‘It Was Packed To The Rafters… and So Were My Pants’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

When AC/DC Got Their Name: A Tale of Sewing Machines, Sister-In-Law Sorcery, and the Power of Not Paying Your Singer…

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