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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…

The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…

Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
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Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…

Terri J. Vaughn Gabfest: You Won’t Believe What Happened Next
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Terri J. Vaughn Gabfest: You Won’t Believe What Happened Next

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**AARP👵presents Terri J. Vaughn🎬, who will talk about her multifaceted career in film and TV📺. From comedic roles😂 to filmmaker🎥,…

Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
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Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment

Chord F. DiscordNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…

PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
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PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…

Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
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Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Luke Bryan’s Guide to Handling Grief: Treat Her Like She’s Still Hogging the TV Remote
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Luke Bryan’s Guide to Handling Grief: Treat Her Like She’s Still Hogging the TV Remote

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, CNN, always bringing us the hard-hitting news! Ashley Judd needs to “heal trauma” to grieve her mother? Sounds like…

AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…

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