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Tag: TV

AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)
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AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because your favorite band of reformed (debatable) metalcore mayhem, AS I LAY DYING, is back! And…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…

TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
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TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)

FinnMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Your Friends & Neighbors’ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. 🙄 I mean, seriously? 6.5?…

“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
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“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh

FinnMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…

Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of
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Breaking News: Old Dude Shreds, Band You Kinda Remember Plays Some Tunes at Festival You’ve Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

Alright, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this), buckle up because we’re about to dissect some drama! ARDENNERY,…

Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity
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Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

A recent uproar among American housewives has sparked an unexpected event — a class-action lawsuit against local TV broadcasting companies.…

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