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“An Evening with America’s Test Kitchen: Where Food Gets More Testing Than Your Ex’s New Partner”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Attention Foodies: You Missed Out! 🍴😂 KPBS and America’s Test Kitchen are hosting “An Evening with ATK” – but surprise!…

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“2026: Silicon Valley Prepares for Epic Lunar New Year Bash on the Moon – Because Earth is So Last Year”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Silicon Valley’s Lunar New Year Bash: Where Dragons Meet Tech Giants 🐉💻 Prepare your chopsticks and QR codes! The Bay…

“Webinar: Hoogbegaafden en Autisme in de Klas – Want Niemand Heeft Ooit Gedacht Dat Intelligentie en Sociale Vaardigheden Te Gelijker Tijd Bestaan”
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“Webinar: Hoogbegaafden en Autisme in de Klas – Want Niemand Heeft Ooit Gedacht Dat Intelligentie en Sociale Vaardigheden Te Gelijker Tijd Bestaan”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Hoogbegaafde autisten: de gevaarlijkste combinatie sinds ananas op pizza 🍕 Autisten die te slim zijn? Dat is net als een…

Why Netflix is Finally Getting Off Its Couch to Conquer Cloud-First Gaming in 2026
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Why Netflix is Finally Getting Off Its Couch to Conquer Cloud-First Gaming in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Netflix: Now Streaming Games, Because Why Not? Netflix is back at it again, throwing spaghetti at the wall to see…

Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
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Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…

POST MALONE, SLASH, DUFF MCKAGAN And CHAD SMITH Unite To Do A Half-Decent Impression Of OZZY OSBOURNE At The 2026 GRAMMYs
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POST MALONE, SLASH, DUFF MCKAGAN And CHAD SMITH Unite To Do A Half-Decent Impression Of OZZY OSBOURNE At The 2026 GRAMMYs

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…

“Local Heroes or Just Overworked? The Comedy of Caring for the Chronically Complicated”
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“Local Heroes or Just Overworked? The Comedy of Caring for the Chronically Complicated”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

⚠️ Warning: This webinar might actually make you want to get sick just to experience “effective neighbourhood health approaches.” Attention,…

Caught in 4K: Watch NAILBOMB Attempt Sonic Terrorism Against LA’s Remaining Ear Canal Population
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Caught in 4K: Watch NAILBOMB Attempt Sonic Terrorism Against LA’s Remaining Ear Canal Population

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Hold onto your grandma’s dentures, folks! 🦷💥 Because NAILBOMB just blew the roof off 1720 in Los Angeles with a…

The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever
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The Definitive (And Only) Ranking of Sam Raimi’s Most Bonkers Creations Because Your Opinion is Wrong Forever

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Sam Raimi directs movies with the urgency of a sloth meditating 🐢. In the past 15 years, he’s blessed us…

Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
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Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…

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