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Jim Carrey’s Comedy Masterpiece So Good It’s… On Tubi? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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Jim Carrey’s Comedy Masterpiece So Good It’s… On Tubi? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

So, like, before “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” graced our screens in 1994, even the peeps involved were all “meh, this…

Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…

3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
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3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…

Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord
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Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh, sweet irony! 🤣 Neil Druckmann, the guy who brought us the gritty, emotionally-scarring masterpiece that is The Last of…

Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’
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Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh, sweet, merciful Bezos! 🙏 The “Succession” guy, Jesse Armstrong, is back at it again, bless his little heart. He’s…

Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
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Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…

Hayley Atwell’s Finest Performances: A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Ranking
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Hayley Atwell’s Finest Performances: A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Ranking

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Ah, Hayley Atwell, the actress who’s been in stuff. Yes, after, like, five years (or was it five decades? 🤷‍♂️),…

‘HERSHEY’ Movie Adds More Celebs as Pennsylvania Transforms into Chocolate Wonderland
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‘HERSHEY’ Movie Adds More Celebs as Pennsylvania Transforms into Chocolate Wonderland

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The chocolate overlords at Hershey, AKA the Illuminati of cocoa, just snagged even MORE “star power” for their…

GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment
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GeForce NOW on Steam Deck: Cloud Gaming or Cloudy Judgment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Okay, so like, remember when cloud gaming was the laughing stock of the entire gaming community? 😂 Yeah, well, NVIDIA’s…

Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess
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Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because the trailer for Good Fortune just dropped, and it’s about as original as a…

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