America’s TVs Under Attack After 2025 AMAs: Bud Light Cans and Spit Fly
The American Music Awards 2025 didn’t just celebrate music — it triggered what might be the largest domestic spit-and-can-throwing festival…
Tag: TV
Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic dumpster fire that is…*drumroll*…’Practical Magic 2′! 🧙♀️🔮…
Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)
Okay, so some “critics” are slobbering all over ‘Murderbot’ and giving it a “respectable” 7.5/10. 🙄 As if that means…
OH GREAT ANOTHER ELDEN RING ADAPTATION, BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE PAIN
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 The geniuses at A24, the studio that brought you such cinematic masterpieces as… uh… *checks notes*……
Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)
Oh, Bethesda, you sly dogs! 🐕🦺 Just when we thought Fallout 76 was destined to become a radioactive wasteland of…
Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…
AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because your favorite band of reformed (debatable) metalcore mayhem, AS I LAY DYING, is back! And…
Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a ‘Gears of War’ movie happen. 🙄…
TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
Your Friends & Neighbors’ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. 🙄 I mean, seriously? 6.5?…
“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
OMG! 🙄 ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…