Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…
Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…
Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Because What’s More Original Than Tacking His Name Onto a 3000 Year Old Classic
Get ready for the most epic adventure of the century, folks! 🎉👏 Christopher Nolan, the mastermind behind some of the…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Prepare for Symphonic Overkill and 100% More Pretentious Arm-Waving
Hold onto your taco hats, metalheads 🌮🎸 because Therion just dropped a symphonic metal album so extra, it needs TWO…
World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight
Grab your Tinfoil Hats and Prepare the Salt Shakers, Champions of Azeroth! It’s time for the “Twilight Ascension” pre-patch, because…
Heel – Watch Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough in a twisted thriller that’s clearly just *The Wire* meets *The Twilight Zone* but darker because why not
Oh, look! Another “twisted thriller” where a troubled youth gets kidnapped by a family who’s definitely auditioning for the world’s…
Kristen Stewart’s The Chronology of Water Gets a New Trailer and It’s Still Not as Wet as Your Tears
🚨BREAKING: Kristen Stewart Ditches Vampires, Becomes Pretentious Auteur in Her Directorial Debut: AKA, How to Make Swimming Look Like a…